måndag 30 april 2012

Oh, here are the shoes.

Pork oh pork

I had to abort an attempt at breaking in a pair of new shoes this morning. The event followed that of me breakfasting upon a pork sandwich from a michelin star korean restaurant. But let´s not get ahead of ourselves. I am currently in New York City on my way to the American west coast where I am to reside during the upcoming month of May. I fly out tomorrow on what is sure to be a horrific seven hour domestic flight. Matters are not helped by the fact that I am feeling quite severely under the weather due to what David Letterman refers to as "having a little too much fun". I had to leave le Baron nightclub on saturday prematurely after having broken down in cold sweats. Later that night I woke up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head. The horrors, the horrors. I got new shoes on sunday at Barneys after helping a friend of a friend rearrange the women´s bag section. I did not disclose that my sense for fashion is average at best. I realized this morning that the shoes I had purchased were green and gave me blisters. But they are Churchs and who am I to whine when there is food like this around the corner.